An online titillation for husbands, about husbands (and wives) and written by husbands. Everything a 21st century man needs to know about married life from, blondes to brunettes from jokes to riddles. We are a modern guide to titillations. A road map around the laughs of life. If it's not here a husband shouldn't tell it.

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Our section with humorous anecdotes about everyday life. Sure some of the jokes are old. But a joke wouldn't be old if people didn't tell them over and over again. If you know a joke you don't see here send it to us.

One night, an airplane was flying somewhere above Daytona International Speedway. There were five people on board: the pilot, Carmen Electra, Karl Rove, the Pope, and a working man. Suddenly, an oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in Florida during the Daytona 500. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.

Carmen Electra was on her feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," she said, "I am the world's best looking woman.  I look better than Jessica Alba and the world needs great looking women. I think the world's prettiest woman should have a parachute!" With these words, she grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and jumped through the door .

Karl Rove rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man.  I am the chief advisor to president george Bush. The world needs smart men. Without smart men we would not have computers, electric lights or automobiles. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The Pope and the working man looked at one another. Finally, the Pope spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."

The working man smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, sir. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."

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