NASCAR

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NASCAR may be the fastest growing spectator sport in America but I still think it needs help. I have decided as a fan to the sport I will offer my suggestions.

My first thought is that if you want me to sit through an entire three hour race we need to see a lot more of Miss Winston. My feelings are that if you have a beautiful blonde you should take her out for a spin once in awhile. Maybe you could put her in a bikini sunbathing on the hood of the pace car. This would guarantee that I would get back from the kitchen in order to see every yellow flag turn green. It is a small thing but right now all you are giving us is 500 laps of testosterone.

Another improvement I have thought of along the same lines is if you want to keep the female fans glued to the sets you might want to make Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Jeff Gordon race without helmets. I know the women out there would tell us at ClubHusband that they watch the sport for the sheer excitement. We are sure they do. The excitement they feel when they fantasize about Gordon or Dale Junior showing up at their door in their racing suits. Not to mention the Mrs. Robinson type feelings they have for Matt Kenseth and Kevin Harvick. Hell I bet there are even women out there who wouldn't mind taking a spin with Bill Elliott. They are probably wondering why he is NASCAR's most popular driver.

Another helpful hint I could give them is to spend more time hand signing autographs for the fans. This doesn't help the viewers at home but it certainly gives ClubHusband.Com a larger opportunity to obtain the signatures, make them into plaques and sell them so we don't have to find jobs. After all who wants a couple of lazy guys like us out in the job market? Let me tell you the last thing you want to see, after you've been shopping for your sports collectables, is one of us at the checkout counter. Just think about it. A long day at the NASCAR store and now you have to bag your own plaque! So why not kill two birds with one stone? Buy the plaques from us . (Don't worry our wives do the packaging) Keep us out of employment. Make your NASCAR purchases much more enjoyable.

It is a win-win for everyone. Especially us!

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