Landscaping
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More tips on landscaping
Never speak out loud about what you're "going to do" or your wife will
make sure you do it.
Never build a privacy fence if your neighbors college age daughter is home
fro the summer.
Always build a privacy fence if your college age daughter is home for the
summer. |
Don't raise any vegetables heavier than you are.
Always keep fresh gas in the mower in case someone else (wife) wants to mow
the lawn.
Get your wife to start the "rock moving" project while you run to the store
to get more rocks and hope she doesn't see the boat hitched to your truck.
Never buy yard tools to heavy or too big for your wife to use.
Weld your push mower to your son's bicycle and let him ride in the yard.
If your wife still has her figure, hide until the neighbor boys come over
to help her do the yard.Then go watch the game.
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