	*ClubHusband* An online magazine for husbands, about husbands and written by husbands. Everything a 21st century man needs to know about married life from, barbecue to landscaping. We are a modern guide to the pitfalls of matrimonial bliss. A road map around the speed traps of life. If it's not here a husband shouldn't do it.
Club Husband a Lazy Island in a Sea of Web Insanity

Home	The Wife	Titillations	Hunting	Fishing	Grilling	Sweet Spot	Movies and TV	Contact us
Shopping	The yard	Landscaping	Drinks	Money	Marriage	Sports	Honorary Members	About us

The Thoughts of Club Husband

The Pepsi 400 is this weekend. I have been to this race. There is not a better time in sports than a day at Daytona International Speedway. A ocean side motel built in the early sixties for 300 dollars a night. A entry ticket for 100 dollars. A drink for 8 bucks. Spending the night drunk in the mall parking lot across the street, priceless.

Every time I log onto the internet I read that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are fighting. This time they settled it with an all night dance off. Really I'm not making this up. It was at a club called "Butter". Obviously because it is populated with grease balls and women that are easy to spread. I have a couple of complaints about these two not getting along. First, what happened to settling female arguments with an old fashioned catfight? Second, why aren't these tussles televised? It has to be better than summer programming on the networks. I'm sure MTV would be glad to broadcast the fight. Carmen Electra could referee. Another idea whose time has come.

Summer is here! A time for short shorts and shorter skirts. A time for halter tops and bikini tops. A time for a husband to stay inside and out of trouble. A simple trip to the mall can not only give you whip lash but it can get you a cold shoulder from the wife. The mall is far too target friendly to venture out into this time of year. Especially if the air conditioning is real low and cold. All those women pointing can be a real bees nest for a wandering eye. So stick with me and stay inside. It's your only hope. .....More Husband Thoughts

Celebrities

Kournakova

Add ClubHusband.Com To Your Favorites

Make Club Husband Your Home Page

Home	The Wife	Titillations	Hunting	Fishing	Grilling	Sweet Spot	Movies and TV	Contact us
Shopping	The yard	Landscaping	Drinks	Money	Marriage	Sports	Honorary Members	About us

Club Husband a Lazy Island in a Sea of Web Insanity