Fantasy Football
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I recently joined a fantasy football league and I was very disappointed.
What I thought I was signing up for and what I got was two totally different
things.
What I got was a bunch of couch potatoes pretending they are general managers
of football teams. They trade players like they are in a game of hot potato. |
Then they win and lose games based on some formula that doesn't seem to make
much sense to anyone but the guy that is winning.What I thought I was signing
up for was a fantasy football league. Let me tell you, hanging around with
these lumps isn't one of my fantasies. I thought a fantasy football league
would involve me tackling a half naked blonde female running back. Or better
yet me getting tackled by a tall redheaded big boobed linebacker named Cindy
or Kelli or another one of those names only ex-cheerleaders use. Now that
would be a fantasy league. I could even live with it if the league was a
bunch of hot women and me sitting around talking football, trading pretend
players. Then at the end when I lose I could dump ice cold gatorade all over
the winner. Now thats a fantasy football league.
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